JFC some of y'all need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT about age gaps between consenting adults. No, a 22 year old dating a 25 year old isn't inherently problematic, abusive, or otherwise bad. It CAN be but so can a relationship between two people of the same age.

If a 30 year old wants to date a 45 year old that's their fucking business oh my god.

also teenagers can date each other without being the exact same age god in heaven calm down.

89cats:
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It all starts with a nightmare, a terrifying vision of Jorbin Peterson at the bottom of the ocean with a talking lobster. Soon enough, Jorbin wakes and begins a fateful journey that will put his wildly inconsistent and belligerently hateful philosophies to the test, challenging everything he thought he knew about himself.

Now followed by a strange manifestation in the form of a handsome, shirtless lobster, Jorbin is struggling to find mental balance. Is he really the suave intellectual giant he sees in his head, or a deeply goofy bigot who’s utterly out of his mind?

No matter what, one thing’s for sure: Jorbin Peterson is an awful hang.

This important tale is 4,500 words of sexless self-discovery between a physically manifested humanoid lobster and a smug, self-important manic who uses vague, half-baked ideas and big words to sound smart when in reality he’s just a weird little guy and honestly it’s not that difficult to see it.

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new poundless tingler 'JORBIN PETERSON IS NOT POUNDED BY HIS RAMBLING CONSERVATIVE TALKING POINTS DISGUISED AS INTELLECTUALISM BECAUSE THEY’RE UTTERLY MORONIC AND NOTHING MORE THAN HATEFUL, BARELY COHERENT WORD SLUDGE' on amazon or patreon

almost all wine is basically fine and the good wine isn't so much better that it's transformative, so unless you want to join the fandom or get a job in the field, becoming a wine person actually mostly just gets in the way of your ability to enjoy wines in a spirit of innocent joie de vivre, to an extent that it usually outweighs the benefits of a more refined taste

this is also how fonts work

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[ID: xkcd comic 1015, ‘Kerning’ (source). Two stick figures are standing on the sidewalk in front of a building, looking at a sign that says ‘City Offices’. The letters on the sign are spaced unevenly. The first person’s hands are clenched into fists and a black anger-squiggle is floating above their head, as they shout, “Argh!”
The second person says, “What?” They’re standing completely normally.

Underneath them the comic’s caption reads, “If you really hate someone, teach them to recognize bad kerning,”

/End ID].

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system of a clown. if you even care

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

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REMINDER: THERE IS NO CAT

If you get a new blog following you and immediately sending you an ask requesting help with vet bills for their cat, that is a scam. It is always a scam.

This time, the blog in question was created yesterday and reblogged a ton of stuff to seem legit.

Don't fall for this shit.

Always funny when your dash is curated in such a way as to avoid the initial annoying discourse and the annoying overreaction to that discourse and you only get the, like, two-levels-removed nuanced essay-length polemics and analyses to what sounds like discourse hell out there.

watermelonicepop:
“Jiujiu’s herb garden and his little helper
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Jiujiu’s herb garden and his little helper

funnytwittertweets

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Hobbit AU where everything is exactly the same except that Bilbo wears the same outfit and radiates the same disaster gay energy as he did in the USSR in 1982.

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I'm going to schedule a reblog of this for like..... a year into the future and it will pop up when we all need it most

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he's a national treasure actually

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